Welcome to the Glorpo family
Get recruited by Glorpo Incorporated.
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Best Flavor Ever
Complete Episode 2: Best Flavor Ever.
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Cost-efficient genocide
Fend off the medieval knights without the shield taking any damage during Episode 1: Fresh Recruits.
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Fresh Recruits
Complete Episode 1: Fresh Recruits.
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Jelly Kiss My Ass
Play the Jelly Kiss song during Episode 3: GlorpoVision without missing a note.
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A-maize-ing
Make popcorn during Episode 3: GlorpoVision.
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Hairy Styles
Grow hair on someone, and then shave it.
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AAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Stuffed like a Glebglub
Burp 10 times.
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Overcooked
Make a baby explode with the washer during Episode 2: Best Flavor Ever.
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Dumb & Dumber
Extract Zorgle's brain during Episode 1: Fresh Recruits.
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GlorpoVision
Complete Episode 3: GlorpoVision.
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Breaking news
Hit the TV in the daycare 15 times in a row.
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