Model Employee
Finished all tasks and still made it out. Promotions all around.
100%
94
There's an App for That
Unlock every app in the game. You're basically a walking operating system.
54.3%
51
Corporate Clampdown
Successfully apprehend an office worker before they escape. Order has been restored.
43.6%
41
Cash Flow Commando
You've cracked five digits. Now go buy something ridiculous.
19.1%
18
Master of the Grind
Escape from 10 different workplace nightmares. Time to update the résumé
19.1%
18
Employee of the Day
You didn’t just survive work—you conquered it. You own the top spot on the daily leaderboard!
14.9%
14
All in a Day’s Work
Complete every daily task. Productivity level: maximum.
9.6%
9
Employee of the Month
Climbed the corporate ranks—through vents, distractions, and banana peels. You are the top employee of the month!
8.5%
8
Employee of the Week
Top score of the week. You didn’t just play the game—you ran the workplace.
8.5%
8
Five-Figure Fingers
Your hands have a habit of finding cash. You have stolen $5K and counting.
7.4%
7
Wardrobe Warrior
Own 5 different character skins. Who says fashion isn’t part of the plan?
4.3%
4
Flatulence Report Filed
Embarrass the security guard professionally, get them to walk over the Whoopee Cushion 10 times. That’ll go in the incident log.
3.2%
3
Slippery Situation
Trip the security guard 10 times with a banana peel. Comedy gold.
2.1%
2
Worked the System
Completed all weekly tasks. Nobody actually works that hard... right?
0%
0