Sam and Max: This Time It's Virtual! Achievements 43
You Should See the Tequila Bottle
You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.
100%
30.8K
Office Intern
You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
94.9%
29.2K
Watch
Watch
89.4%
27.5K
Act I, Player 0
Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."
68.3%
21K
Neutron Neutralizer
Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
66.6%
20.5K
Not Entirely Pointless
Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.
63.1%
19.4K
Putting a Lid on Crime
You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.
48.8%
15K
Dial M For Murder Hornets
Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
45.1%
13.9K
Act II - The Actening
Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.
43.4%
13.4K
Clean Up in Aisle 666
Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.
42.4%
13.1K
Pomp and Aquabears
Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
40.1%
12.3K
Found Puddle
Found Puddle
39.1%
12K
Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit
Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
38.7%
11.9K
Voyage of the DANG!
Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain
37.1%
11.4K
Takin' it Queasy
Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
33.5%
10.3K
From Hell's Spleen
Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.
33.1%
10.2K
CONGRATULATIONS!
Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
30.3%
9.3K
The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master
Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.
30.3%
9.3K
Helium Hoarder
Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.
29%
8.9K
Spoke to Techie
Spoke to Techie
27.8%
8.6K
Taste the Prismatic Projection
Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
27%
8.3K
Spoke to DJ
Spoke to DJ
26.1%
8K
This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You
Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things
25.8%
8K
Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know
Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
23.2%
7.1K
A Clue? Gesundheit!
Earn an A in Get a Clue
23%
7.1K
Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"
Earn an A in Bombs Away
21.7%
6.7K
Rat Whacker
Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
15.3%
4.7K
Shotgun!
Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.
11.9%
3.7K
High Anxiety
Collect all balloons and rings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.
10.4%
3.2K
Hoverachiever
Earn an A in the No Fun House
10%
3.1K
It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)
Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.
9.8%
3K
Streak Freak
You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.
9.1%
2.8K
Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?
Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.
9%
2.8K
Grandmaster Splash
Earn an A in Sky Patrol
8.6%
2.6K
VR Maimed the Radio Star
Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.
5%
1.5K
Love Machine
Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love
4.4%
1.3K
Bunts Are For Losers
You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.
3.1%
949
Found Flint Paper
Found Flint Paper
1.5%
467
Most Valuable Fizzer
Earn an A in Fizzball
1.1%
345
Nacho Dust Buster
Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.
0.46%
143
The Extra Inch Award
You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.
0.37%
115
Whisper Winner
You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...
0.21%
65
Lumpy Cum Laude
Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.
0.08%
24