Narrator: Dearest Ghost, apologizes on your passing. I hope your experiences as a spectre hasn't hampered your experiences in VR.
You may be used to walking through walls in real life, in the virtual world however, this is seen as a bug.

We are unsure how you were able to partake in the experiment having no physical body to wear a VR device in the first place. Unless of course you are possessing the headset itself.

If you are haunting a VR headset, please be respectful to living users and refrain from spoiling the experience for them by providing ghostly hints from the other side.
I know it is frustrating watching people bumble through life without the ability to intervene. as a disembodied narrator, I know your pain all too well.

Narrator: Thank you for your glowing review.
I also open my possibilities (orifices) to smooth experiences (coffee) from time time to time.
Only in moderation of course, otherwise an upset stomach can lead to a dreadful time of smooth experiences rapidly exiting my possibilities.

Narrator: My dearest Mr Poopyheadface,
I want to personally thank you, sir Mr Wescott poopyheadface for your glowing appraisal of our virtual reality experience.
I can tell that you, Mr poopyheadface are a connoisseur of Virtual Reality experiences. It is natural you would be as the fine family name of Mr Poopyheadface has always been affiliated with distinguished purveyors throughout the generations. While many have tried to put a stain on the Poopyheadface name throughout the ages, all have failed.

Mr Poopyheadface, you have once again bought honor to all of the Poopyheadfaces and the fine historic Scottish clan of McPoop.

Update: Our sincerest apologizes to Sir Wescott and his estate for confusing his name with his former namesake Poopyheadface.

Narrator: Esteemed Test Subject thank you for your glowing review.
We are glad that our experience did not make you sick. We only want you to be sick if you are sick of having a wonderful time, or are sick of not being bored, or sick of having your mind blown or in the context of extreme sporting tricks. But the redirection technique we "pulled of so well" didn't make you sick at all. Thank you Test subject

Narrator: Thank you very much test subject!
Though if you do keep Reddie as a pet please refrain in putting a leash on it. Reddie prefers to roam free (Unless an entertaining testing environment is needed)