Pilot Wanted: Dropship Commander Required

The islands are falling. The alien hordes are spreading corruption like rot, a blight on the landscape, and our once-beautiful world is twisting into a nightmare. We need pilots willing to fly into danger, scorch the infestation, and maybe — just maybe — come back in one piece. The first three levels are free; consider it your trial by fire.

Job Description

-Deploy your dropship to the front line of a dying world.

-Cleanse corrupted islands, one mission at a time.

-Neutralize hostile defenses, explosive flora, and all things slimy and unpleasant.

Workplace Hazards

• Gravity wells: They don’t like you.

• Volcanic eruptions: Expect “hot” working conditions.

• Unstable terrain: The floor is literally lava.

Skills Required

• Sharp reflexes and questionable judgment.

• Precision flying under extreme pressure.

• The ability to multitask while on fire (ship or personal).

Career Progression

Don’t worry, it gets harder. As you advance, enemies grow nastier, hazards more chaotic, and survival less likely. We like to call that “on-the-job training.”

Benefits

• The satisfaction of blasting aliens back into the abyss.

• Bragging rights if you make it through alive.

• The slim chance of saving the world

Apply now. Your dropship is waiting. The islands won’t cleanse themselves.