Before you started messing with computers, I didn’t even exist.
Install your first toonret in a level.
100%
14.6K
You talkin' to me?
Add up to 2000 damage with Brent-X Blasters
73.9%
10.8K
Gloves off, Stick down, He challenged the Punks!
Complete level 1-1.
67.6%
9.9K
May the Cubes be with you!
Buy your first upgrade in the Weapons Lab
44.9%
6.6K
Keep the change, ya filthy animals!
add up to 10000 damage with Brent-X Blasters
44.8%
6.6K
They drew first cube, not me!
Destroy 160 P.U.N.K. Units.
40.3%
5.9K
Forget it, Jake. It's TrashTown!
Complete all levels within Stage 1: TrashTown
39.3%
5.8K
Well, do ya, punks?
Destroy 300 P.U.N.K. Units.
28%
4.1K
Yippie-ki-yay, motherpunkers!
Use a ToonRide! for the first time.
27.3%
4K
You can be my wingman anytime!
Destroy 200 Cyber-C.H.I.C.K.E.N.s
27%
3.9K
Have you ever considered piracy?
Collect 10000 scraps from enemies
26.3%
3.8K
On Melmac, we have 1st class, 2nd class and ham!
Destroy 100 Aero-C.A.A.T.s
25.7%
3.8K
There are older and fouler things in the deep places of the world.
Complete all levels within Stage 2: EnerMines
22.9%
3.4K
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Destroy 10 T-R.A.D.s
21.4%
3.1K
Well, darlin’, look out, ‘cause those cats are comin’ down!
Destroy 200 Aero-C.A.A.T.s
18%
2.6K
Hasta la vista, Chickens!
Destroy 400 Cyber-C.H.I.C.K.E.N.s
16.7%
2.4K
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
Use eagleview 100 times.
16.5%
2.4K
A Chancla, thrown, not stirred!
Destroy 100 P.U.N.K. tech devices with La Chancla
14.3%
2.1K
We will always have TechnoLabs...
Complete all levels within Stage 3: TechnoLabs
13.8%
2K
We’re putting the band back together!
Install one of each toonret type in the same level.
13.6%
2K
Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower.
Uninstall your first toonret
13.4%
2K
That's not a Blaster, THAT's a blaster!
Buy all Brent-X Blaster upgrades in the Weapons Lab
12.1%
1.8K
1.21 Gigawatts!?!
Buy all Pizza Rocket upgrades in the Weapons Lab
11.2%
1.6K
Cubes are friends, not food!
Destroy 20 Terra-S.H.A.R.K.s
9.8%
1.4K
The Chancla abides!
Destroy 500 P.U.N.K. tech devices with La Chancla
8.4%
1.2K
Don't call me Junior!
Level Up any Toonret into lvl-5 during a battle.
7.7%
1.1K
If I can't protect the earth, you can be damn sure I'll avenge it!
Complete all levels within Stage 4 : P.U.N.K. HQ
7.4%
1.1K
Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate!
Collect 50000 scraps from enemies
7.3%
1.1K
Nobody puts Lady in a corner!
Buy all Lady Jubilee upgrades in the Weapons Lab
7%
1K
Whosoever holds these hammers, if he be worthy...
Buy all TurboMjölnir upgrades in the Weapons Lab
6.6%
966
I love the smell of Hot-Sauce in the morning!
Buy every Queen Dio upgrades in the Weapons Lab
5.4%
792
You did it. You crazy son of a cube, you did it!
Destroy 30 T-R.A.D.s
5.3%
782
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do!
Buy every Señor PIGñatas upgrades in the Weapons Lab
4.5%
652
It's Christmas, and punks are all in misery!
Buy every Sir Frost-eee upgrades in the Weapons Lab
3.9%
565
They'll be back!
Buy all Chancla upgrades in the Weapons Lab
3.8%
549
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
Destroy 50 Terra-S.H.A.R.K.s
3.4%
494
Back off man, I'm a scientist!
Buy all upgrades in the Weapon's Lab.
1.4%
208
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy!
Collect every trophy.
1.1%
157