The most realistic battle accurate log simulator ever made. You can perform all the actions that logs usually do (stand in the same spot). If you EVER wanted to know what its like to be a log with no taxes or debt then this is 100% a must play game for you.

AND EVEN MORE WITH:

Levelling System

Added log gamification - gain EXP and level up by doing things logs do (mostly just lie around)

Hyper Realistic Mode

Truly embody a log with this revolutionary never seen before log experience

Enemies

Watch as the knights of the kings guard roam around. Stay undetected as a log. Watching. Waiting. Move rocks or apples in their path to confuse them and ruin their day

Hats

Did you know that logs love to wear hats? We just had to include this in the most accurate log simulator on the market today

Existential Crisis Mode

A must for all log-hat wearing fanatics. See the hat that your log is wearing by having an existential crisis and view your log from above. (NOTE: THIS IS NOT SOMETHING LOGS CAN DO NORMALLY AND ONLY AVAILABLE IN BATTLE ACCURATE LOG SIMULATOR)

Dynamic day cycles

Just like real life, watch the sun rise and set as you log around

Top Features:

• you are a log
• simple controls
• 2 log locations

FAQ:

What does the extra L stand for?

We dont know

How is this battle accurate?

If you see a log in more of a battle scenario let us know and we will update the game

Why can I do stuff if I'm just a log?

If this was just a log simulator then maybe, but its battle accurate

Why can't I do much?

Log